Elf Holiday Slippers World Ruled By Evil DVD
"Feel the holiday spirit, right down to your toes! Green plush with candy-stripe knit cuff, these bell-tipped slippers keep your tootsies toasty! With 100% polyurethane foam padding and textured soles. Imported. MD fits kids shoe sizes 7-13, women's shoe sizes 5-9.5, men's shoe sizes 6-9; LG fits women's 10-14, men's 9.5-12."
Price: 17.98
"War, disease, poverty, don't occur by chance, but are, in fact, put into motion by a few members of an elite group. This group affects all societal levels, from lawmakers and enforcers, to religious and political leaders, as well as industrial giants and pharmaceutical billionaires. Welcome to the world of a very real and powerful secret society. Approx. 60 mins. plus special features. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 17.77

Eagle Alliance Precious Moments Raggedy Ann Treetopper
Freedom soars through the air on the wings of a flock of patriotic bald eagles boldly presented on this frosty-blue tee. Richly detailed 100% cotton; dyed and printed in the USA. From The Mountain®.
Price: 19.98
"From Precious Moments! Sweet 12"" doll has a cone-shaped body, which makes her absolutely perfect for topping your toy-themed tree. She can also be used as a tabletop display. Crafted in vinyl with poly/cotton Christmas outfit and traditional red yarn hair, she brings old-fashioned charm to your holiday décor and your collectibles. An adult collectible, not intended for children."
Price: 37.87

Coke Storage Cabinet Desk Organizer Pepsi Marquee Sign
"As the old saying goes, ""A place for everything, and everything in its place."" And that's exactly what you get with this handy AND handsome crate organizer. Crafted in painted wood and sized for your desktop with 3 drawers--plenty of storage for notepad, pens & pencils, tape, scissors, stamps & envelopes, coupons, recipes, and other odds & ends. Approx. 7.75"" x 5"" x 7.75""."
Price: 34
"Remember when you could get an ice-cold Pepsi for a nickel? Metal dimensional sign recalls yesteryear fountain refreshment, with 4 glowing LED lights and authentically-distressed graphics. Viewable from both sides, it looks awesome lit or unlit. Uses 2 AA batteries, not included. Approx. 10.5"" x 3.75"" x 30"". Keyhole drilled; ready to mount."
Price: 68

Psoriasis Shampoo Star Trek The Next Generation Coloring Book
"Why suffer from embarrassing dandruff and intense scalp itch? The powerful ingredients in this rich, moisturizing and conditioning shampoo eliminate the symptoms of psoriasis, dry scalp, sebhorreic dermatitis and dandruff. All you'll have left is soft, manageable hair. Non-greasy, irritation-free formula contains 3% salicylic acid and egg protein. 8 oz. Made in the USA."
Price: 15.97
"Take a colorful journey with your favorite space adventurers! Volume contains 45 highly-detailed black & white illustrations to color however you please. Accompanied by a Stardate log entry. Softcover; 90 pgs. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 10.87

Minnie Mouse Waffle Maker Healing Stones
"Sure to please Disney fans of all ages! Start your day with fresh waffles in the shape of the lovable animated character. Unit features non-stick cooking plates, power/ready light, non-skid rubber feet, and handy cord wrap. 7"" diameter."
Price: 39
"It has long been thought that semiprecious gemstones and crystals hold unique properties and energies that can heal, balance, and revitalize us. This boxed collection includes 12 specimens, polished to reveal and enhance their natural beauty. Includes a drawstring bag for storing and carrying your stones with you."
Price: 10.98

Campbells Kitchen Utensils Holder Deluxe Sock Aid
"The Campbell's brand has been a staple of the American kitchen since the late 1800s. In fact, we consume more than 440 million cans of soup each year! Metal utensil holder adds a bit of retro Americana to your kitchen décor. 5.5""H. Utensils not included."
Price: 25
"Perfect for people with limited mobility due to arthritis, hip, knee or back injuries. The two 29"" long loop handles on this deluxe stocking and sock aid reduce the need to bend. Flexible plastic core has a unique three finger design that holds stockings easily with nylon interior to reduce friction. Terrycloth exterior prevents sock from slipping. Hand washable."
Price: 6.87

R/C Color Changing LED Bulb Classic Batman Sublimated
"Set the mood just right--this LED bulb gives you tons of options! Choose what you want using the remote control. There are 16 colors (from white, red, blue, green, purple and shades in-between), four different settings (flash, strobe, fade, and smooth), and the ability to increase/decrease the intensity of color. Fits standard light sockets. 3-watt; 2.5""x 2"" dia."
Price: 22.98
"With the recent passing of Adam West, we're even more fond of our nostalgic memories from the campy 60s series. Color image of the quintessential Dynamic Duo is printed over black & white scenes from the show on the front of a white 100% polyester tee. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are inherent in the one-of-a-kind sublimated ink process. Imported."
Price: 22.87

Personalized Took Me Years T-shirt Cat Coffee Crew Mug
"The perfect birthday apparel for anyone, any age! Black 100% cotton, with silkscreened caption. State age in numeric form. Allow 2-3 weeks."
Price: 23.98
"There'll be NO mistaking who this coffee cup belongs to! Porcelain 14 oz. cup features silicone sipping lid, non-slip bottom, and colorful animal portrait that is just as whimsical as you are! Hand wash. Not for microwave."
Price: 14.98

Gingham Koozie Wraps Tom And Jerry Double Trouble Sublimated
"A summertime must-have! Cheery gingham print perks up the party or picnic, while the neoprene insulates your can or bottle to keep drinks colder longer. Set of 2 (one black, one red) with Velcro® closures that adjust to fit most beverage cans & bottles. 4""H."
Price: 6.77
The non-stop game of cat and mouse was never funnier than when played by this double-trouble duo! Sublimated ink design printed on the front of a 100% polyester T-shirt yields a brilliant image that stays vivid wash after wash. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are inherent in this one-of-a-kind process. Imported.
Price: 22.87

Spaghettios Can Secret Safe Football Team Band Field
"Did you know burglars spend an average of 6 minutes (or less!) rummaging through stuff to steal? Hide your valuables--cash, jewelry, keys, and more--in not-so-obvious places like your pantry with this genius can safe! Miniature safe box features licensed design to mimic real can of SpaghettiOs to keep your items perfectly preserved."
Price: 11.98
Our grey tee reads: Hey Football Team GET OFF THE BAND FIELD! 100% cotton. Imported.
Price: 15.98

Be The Queen Zoltar Poster
Our yellow tee reads: Not Everyone can be THE QUEEN Some of you have ot Sit on the Curb and Wave as I Go By. 100% cotton. Imported.
Price: 15.98
"Nothing brings back memories of the penny arcades and carnivals like the popular fortune teller machine! (As seen in the 1988 film Big, starring Tom Hanks!) Black 100% cotton T-shirt features a classic image that has been intentionally distressed for a vintage look. Extremely soft and lightweight! Imported."
Price: 17.87

Womens Health Big Book Of Exercises Snow White And Seven Dwarfs Cinestory Comic
"Hundreds Of Workouts, One New Body--Yours! Comprehensive collection of body-shaping power tools for beginners and fitness buffs alike! Updated and revised makeover manual includes 733 fat-burning, cutting-edge exercises: tone your abs, arms, legs, and more, for a leaner, healthier, sexier you! Plus, a 4-week diet and exercise plan to help you lose 10 lbs. in 30 days! The essentials that you learn here and apply to your daily routine will ensure a longer, healthier, happier lifetime. Softcover; 551 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 26.99
"Celebrating the 80th anniversary of Walt Disney's first full-length animated feature, this special collector's edition will delight every generation of the family. When the Queen's Magic Mirror proclaims Snow White to be the fairest one of all, she flees to safety into the forest, where she befriends the lovable 7 dwarfs. When the Queen tricks Snow White with a poisoned apple, only the magic of true love's kiss can save her. Hardcover; 384 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 29.99

Time Passages Commemorative Yearbook Grace Guardian Angel Necklace
"Commemorative Yearbook For Your Special Year! Reminisce about the year you graduated, the year you were married, or discover events that shaped your birth year with our Time Passages Yearbook. You choose the year, and then receive a calendar of that year filled with day-by-day comments of over 500 interesting events. Includes number-one songs, movies, world events, sports, plus over 50 nostalgic photographs and ads, a 2-page custom collage, and a dedication page. Perfect for anniversaries, reunions, birthdays, and much more! Select any year from 1940 through 2000."
Price: 15.95
"Add inspiration to your day, or share it with someone who needs reassurance and clarity. Delicate necklace features an inscribed tag, angel wing charm, and a crystal-cut bead on 18"" chain with 2"" extender. Sentiment card reads: With wings of Angels, Know your Guardian is near, Bringing strength, hope & comfort, To help make your path clear. Nickel-free zinc alloy."
Price: 7.87

DVD Boombox With TV Personalized Princess Diana Pictorial News
"Watch your favorite DVDs & TV shows. Stream music with Bluetooth-enabled devices. Play CDs, MP3s & AM/FM radio. Play digital media from USB devices & SD cards. Portable media center featuring 7"" LCD screen with powerful twin speakers and convenient remote control let you bring your favorite entertainment anywhere! Uses included AC power source, or 8 C batteries (not included). Approx. 16"" x 9"" x 7"". Supports DVD, DVD+R/RW, CD, CD-R/RW, USB & SD/SDHC (max 32GB) media. Plays MPEG-2 (DVD) & MPEG-1 video files, and CD, MP3, WMA, AC-3 & OGG audio files. A/V output and 3.5mm AUX input jacks. Sorry, express, rush delivery and gift wrap not available."
Price: 179.98
"Twenty years after her death, this exclusive collection of genuine newspaper articles from the Daily Mirror archives memorializes the iconic, forever-remembered princess. Personalized pictorial edition is bound in genuine leather, with recipient's gold-embossed name on the cover, then beautifully gift-boxed, making it a keepsake to cherish. 11.5"" x 17""; 180 pages. State name up to 22 spaces, exactly how you want it to appear, including punctuation. Allow 4-6 weeks. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only. We must receive your order by Dec. 4 to insure Christmas delivery."
Price: 100

Man Cave Rules Metal Sign Good Morning This Is God Travel Mug
"Read and obey if you want to stay! Hand made heavy-gauge steel with sublimated image baked into the durable powder-coat finish. US made. 18"" x 12"". Ready to hang."
Price: 21.98
"You'll be off to a good start when you enjoy your morning beverage in this 16-oz. ceramic mug! Features a day-brightening sentiment, plus a spill-resistant sipping lid and non-skid rubber bottom to lessen the chance of accidents that could ruin your day! Hand wash."
Price: 16.98

Trump Make America Great Again Bobble Head Really Old Picture Of Me Hooded Sweatshirt Black
"Highly-detailed, handpainted resin figure of the controversial candidate stands 8"" tall on a presidential pedestal. His cap bears his campaign slogan as he gives the thumbs-up symbol to his constituents. A must-have collectible from this landmark election year."
Price: 24.98
"A truly memorable ""throwback"" pic if we've every seen one! Black cotton/poly pullover hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket has an uncanny ability for eliciting double-takes everywhere you go. Imported."
Price: 25.98

Gotham Steel Grill Pan Bacon Lounge Pants
"Scratch-Proof. Oven Safe to 500°. Dishwasher. SafeGrill burgers, steaks, and more right on your stove top! Premium aluminum grill pan is made with super-strong titanium and ceramic for the ultimate non-stick cooking surface. No oil or butter needed--food slides right off! 10.5"" square grill with stainless-steel handle. PTFE/PFOA/PFOS-free."
Price: 29.98
"Fry up your breakfast in style with these soft, comfy bacon-themed pants. Roomy 100% cotton jersey with button front, elasticized drawstring waist and deep side pockets. Men's sizes: MD fits 32"" - 34"" waist, 30"" inseam; LG fits 36"" - 38"" waist, 31"" inseam; XL fits 40"" - 42"" waist, 32"" inseam. Machine wash. Imported."
Price: 12.77

Cubs World Series Champs Signature Vintage Life Savers Sign
"Nothing can match the excitement experienced by players and fans after the Cubs pulled out the Game 7 win in the 2016 World Series! Wood 12"" x 20"" frame captures the celebratory moment in an 8"" x 10"" glossy image, printed with exact replica player signatures, self-matted and protected under glass for display. Limited edition of 5000. Includes a Certificate of Authenticity. Officially licensed by MLB® and MLBPA®. Made in USA. Allow 2-3 weeks."
Price: 59.98
"Did you know that the original candies were invented by a chocolatier in 1912? Vintage style sign features a cool convex shape that looks like a giant roll of tasty five-flavor Life Savers! Crafted in embossed die-cut tin, the sign is a great fit for any kitchen or candy shop. Can be hung on a wall or displayed on a shelf. 18"" x 6""."
Price: 10.57

Personalized All Guests Approved By Cat Sign Looney Tunes Lookin Good Morphing Mug
"No one enters unless they pass muster with the cat! Original calligraphy and artwork, laminated and permanently mounted on wood, and ready to hang. Approx. 17"" x 5"". State name, up to 12 spaces each. Allow 3-4 weeks."
Price: 27.98
"Just add a hot beverage to watch Bugs, Tweety, and Daffy try on their too-large Christmas sweaters in this humorous scene. Ceramic. 11-oz. Hand wash. Not for microwave."
Price: 14.97

Crazy Sht Old People Say Book Eloise Poseable Doll
"Book Of Barbs By The Elder Set! With old age comes gray hair, creaky joints, and an apparent license to speak one's mind without fear of consequence. Laugh along, but be prepared for some uncensored, no-holds-barred, comments and opinions! (Warning: Contains risque adult humor.) Softcover; 263 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 13
"Inspired by the famous classic children's series, this fanciful vinyl doll just overflows with charming details! Eloise stands 7.5"" tall, with moveable head and limbs. She's beautifully dressed in white ruffled blouse, a black pleated skirt with suspenders, pink bloomers, knit socks, and shiny black shoes. She's accompanied by her pet turtle Skipperdee on a satin leash, and a shoulder bag in which to carry him. Her take-along package printed with a backdrop of her Plaza Hotel bedroom is perfect for display. Limited quantities. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 34

True Wireless Earbuds Washington Masonic Record Knife
"Use singly or as a pair. Superior sound quality. Noise cancellation. Voice prompt for phone calls. Play time: up to 6 hrs. Standby time: up to 120 hrs. Listen to music, podcasts, and more, AND take cell phone calls without tangling cables, or having to pick up your mobile device! Twin wireless earbuds are small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, and powerful enough to operate up to 66 ft. away from your Bluetooth-enabled phone or media player. Slip your device into your pocket, or set it down and move around without skipping a beat. Includes charge cable and zippered storage case. Supported Profiles: A2D2P 1.3/HFP 1.6/HSP 1.2/AVRCP 1.6/DI 1.3"
Price: 49.98
"Did you know that George Washington was the first and (so far) only Masonic Brother to simultaneously be President and Master of his Lodge? Collectible folding knife features heavyweight gold-look handle with printed image of George Washington, Freemasonry insignia, and historical highlights. Arrives in handsome ""book"" style display box with snap-button closure and Masonic Record printed on inside lid. Knife is approx. 7""L open with 3""L stainless-steel blade in 6"" x 4"" x 1.5"" box. Knives cannot be shipped to California addresses."
Price: 15.98

Elastic Support Knee Stabilizer Retro Camper String Lights
"Anatomically designed support helps stabilize weak and injured knees. With 4 internal stays for optimum medial and lateral support, and 2-way elastic contours to the shape of your knee, providing even compression to help reduce swelling. Comfortable enough for extended wear. Machine wash; drip dry. Rubber/nylon/cotton. Imported. For sizing, measure leg slightly bent, underneath knee cap: MD (13.5""-15""), LG (55""-16.5""), or XL (16.5""-18"")."
Price: 7.47
"Over 45 million people can't be wrong! That's the estimated number of folks who enjoy camping each year. Nifty 8.5"" long strand holds 10 tiny plastic trailers, each with illumination. Suitable for use indoors or outdoor covered area. Double ended to facilitate stringing up to 3 strands together. Includes extra lights and fuse."
Price: 12.87

Apollo Grip Stroke Pound Of Pennies Assortment
"Take your pleasure to new heights with our super-stretchy, waterproof, textured stroker. Flexible opening accommodates any size user, and included 3.75""L 2-speed vibrator slips into secondary opening to deliver intense vibrations to your most sensitive spots. Stretchy, easy-grip handle gives you complete pleasure control. 5.25"" x 2.5"" x 1.5"" stroker is made of body-safe, phthalate-free thermoplastic rubber. Vibrator uses one AAA battery, not included. Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable."
Price: 24.98
"Assortment of 148 coins (one full pound) from all six decades in which this one-cent piece was minted. You are guaranteed one first-year-of-mint 1909 penny that might be one of the rare coins with the sculptor's initials, VDB, valued at as much as $3,000. You might find an increasingly-rare 1943 steel penny. Last struck in 1958, the historic wheat penny retains its value because it's the first U.S. coin to depict a real person and the first coin to feature the words ""In God We Trust;"" and because it contains 95% copper. Coins store in mini-money bag. All contents are unsearched and unexamined."
Price: 37.98

Shark 50 Caliber Bottle Opener Personalized History Of 1970s Music Book Allow 46 Weeks
"Instantly make any bottled brew more badass by cracking it open with a 0.50-caliber bullet! Unique bottle opener is made from a real once-fired bullet shell casing and fitted with a specially cut aluminum tip to open any capped, bottled beverage. Does not contain gunpowder or active primers; will not explode. Strongly resembles live ammunition and should not be taken where live ammunition is not permitted. Made in USA. 5.25"" long."
Price: 13.98
"The post-hippie culture of the early '70s brought the perfect combination of glam, mainstream, and punk, with KISS, Queen, Bowie, the Bee Gees, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Rod Stewart, The Ramones, and the Sex Pistols, to name just a few. Compiled here are articles taken from the London Daily Mirror, charting the popularity of dozens of performers from this era, complete with exclusive photos, quotes, and more. Personalized pictorial edition is bound with recipient's name on the cover, making it a keepsake that any music fan is sure to cherish. 100 pages. State name up to 22 spaces, exactly how you want it to appear, including punctuation. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only. Allow 4-6 weeks. We must receive your order by Dec. 4 to insure Christmas delivery."
Price: 50

John Wayne Stainless Steel Water Bottle Archie Love Triangle Throw
"Double-walled bottle has a stainless steel inner & outer wall, and vacuum insulation which prevents condensation and keeps drinks colder longer! With twist-off cap. Holds 18 ounces. Hand wash to preserve luster. 10.5"" tall."
Price: 20
"As a fellow with two girlfriends, Archie's received more than his fair share of warm cuddles--and now it's your turn! Wrap yourself in the cozy warmth of this 100% polyester blanket, made from soft-napped, insulating fleece. Machine wash. 36"" x 60"". Imported."
Price: 29.97

Whoopee Cushion Butterfly Stones Cap
"Place on chair and listen for ""indescribable"" noises!"
Price: 0.99
Black twill cap enhanced with butterfly design is studded with dozens of faux gems that shine as bright as your mood. 100% cotton. Hook/loop adjustment in back; one size fits most. Imported.
Price: 24.98

Tribal Name Coke Wood Crate Desk Organizer Tray
"Our green tee reads: VEGETARIAN Ancient Tribal name for the Village Idiot who can't Hunt, Fish or Light Fires! 100% cotton. Imported."
Price: 15.98
"A place for everything, and everything in its place! Easy enough, with this wood desk organizer! Nicely partitioned for optimal use of space. Brightly painted with traditional red & white logo, with handle cutouts on the sides. 8"" x 12.25"" x 2""."
Price: 22

Singing Elmo Baseball Player Plush Star Trek Light And Sound Mini Communicator
"Baseball season is upon us, and who better to share in the excitement than your friend Elmo? Soft polyester plush Sesame Street pal wears a skewed ball cap, and holds his very own detachable stuffed all-star baseball! Press his foot to hear him say 4 different phrases, and sing his own lively version of ""Take Me Out To The Ballgame!"" Includes button batteries. Sits 9"" tall."
Price: 34
"Palm-sized replica is about 2"" x 3.5"". Starfleet communicator device was used for voice communication and emergency signaling. Push the buttons for authentic sounds and light displays. Includes batteries and a 48-pg. illustrated booklet on the history of communicators. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 12.95

Singing Youre The One That I Want Poodle Plush Hundred Dollar Tp
"Sings ""You're The One That I Want!"" What a fun way to remember a fabulous era! Just press her foot, and this adorable pink plush poodle sings, sways, and moves her mouth to the lyrics. She's authentically dressed in white blouse, neckerchief and of course, a satin poodle skirt! Weighted bottom; sits 12""H. Uses 3 AA batteries, not included. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 21.97
"When you can't splurge on a golden toilet, gracing the ole glutes with $100 bills is the next best thing! Set of 2 rolls of novelty toilet tissue makes every trip to the throne a rich one. Approx. 4""W x 3.5"" dia. each."
Price: 8.97

Field Cannon Charger Danbanna Leather Danbanna
Replacement Charger is for both the 25 Inch Field Cannon 7389 and for the 17 Inch Field Cannon 7384.
Price: 8.98
"When you're out on the road, treat your head right in a deluxe leather Danbanna™. Featuring 2 ties, tail, and an ultra-soft built-in terry cloth sweatband, your noggin will thank you at the end of the day. One size fits most. Imported."
Price: 11.98

Star Wars Deluxe Lightsaber Room Light Christmas Colorama
"The final challenge in becoming a Jedi is to build your own lightsaber. Construct and display a 25"" wall-mounted light model with sound effects and 8 different ""blade"" colors that you control with the handheld remote. Includes wall mount bracket and hardware. Uses 5 AAA batteries, not included. Ages 6+. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 26.88
"Get into the Christmas spirit and recall the relaxing enjoyment of filling in beautiful designs with vibrant colors! You'll have over 100 festive patterns to choose from including Christmas trees, ornaments, wintry scenes, and more! All intricate designs are printed on single-sided, perforated paper, making them perfect for framing once completed. Softcover; 128 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 3.77

Gremlins Dancing Gizmo Plush Theater Style Popcorn Wagon
"In 1984, the movie Gremlins™ hit the big screen, and has since become a cult classic. Our dancing Gizmo moves to the song he sings in the movie. Features lifelike fur, handpainted vinyl ears, face, feet and hands, and 11-inch ear span. Uses 2 AA batteries, not included. 8"" tall. GREMLINS, characters, names, and related indicia are ™ and © Warner Bros. Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 33.98
"Enjoy the authentic taste of the theater-popped treat right in your own home. The unit cooks the kernels with a traditional oil-style heating element, then converts into a serving container when the popping's done. Old-style wagon cart yields 4 cups of freshly-popped popcorn, and features a metal tray on top for adding butter or other toppings during popping. Non-stick surface for easy cleanup. Includes instructions and recipes. About 12.25"" x 6.75"" x 10"" with 40"" ETL® listed cord. Sorry, express, rush delivery and gift wrap not available."
Price: 36.98

Catch Flies Honey Naturasil For Acne
"Our navy blue tee reads: You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys bein' fly. 100% cotton. Imported."
Price: 10.77
"Homeopathic With 100% Plant Extracts! Homeopathic remedy promotes healthy, clear skin and assists in relieving the symptoms of acne without the harsh ingredients found in many traditional methods. Uses phosphoric acid (a more gentle acid used to balance out the pH in your skin) and natural plant extracts like chamomile, cymbopogon martini leaf, lavender and others. No steroids! 10 mL in a convenient ""roller-ball"" applicator bottle. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease."
Price: 9.57

Motion Sensor Security Alarm And Chime Batman 1966 Batmobile Bank
"Motion Sensor Secures Your Home! Sounds a piercing siren alarm when someone walks within 16 feet of it! Or, switch it to a pleasant chime when you just want to be notified that someone is around. Turn it on or off with one of the 2 included remotes. No wiring or installation needed. Just mount to your desired location with included hardware. Button batteries included; also requires 4 ""AA"" batteries, not included. Main unit approx. 5"" x 4"" x 2""."
Price: 17.98
"The high-performance superhero vehicle had a lot under the hood... and now it has even more! Sculpted vinyl replica has a coin slot between the seats and an access door in the base, because it's also a bank! Park it in your home or your Batcave. 11"" long. An adult collectible, not intended for children."
Price: 20

Spin Spa Facial Brush Pillsbury Doughboy Gingerbread Man Ornament
"Invigorating facial cleansing that leaves skin smooth and refreshed--better than cleaning with hands alone! Water-resistant facial cleanser includes 2 spinning attachments for a deep-cleaning spa experience at home. 7.5"" long. Uses 2 AA batteries, not included."
Price: 5.47
"It just wouldn't be Christmas without cookies! Poppin' Fresh offers up a tray full of treats to sweeten your holidays! Resin ornament with ribbon hanger measures 4.25"" x 2.25"" x 1.75""."
Price: 16

Happy Hour Meal Dog And Hydrant Shaker Set
Our blue tee reads: Happy Hour THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY! 100% cotton. Imported.
Price: 14.98
"While you're enjoying relaxing dinner conversation, Fido's just looking for a little relief! Collectible ceramic salt & pepper shakers are sure to spark comments. Each about 3""."
Price: 10.97

Arthritis Hip Wrap Gift Envelope Puzzle
"Ease the pain of arthritis, injury, or hip surgery with comfortable compression and optional hot/cold therapy! Ergonomic wrap includes a removable gel pack that can be chilled in freezer or warmed in microwave to help alleviate swelling, promote circulation, and relieve hip pain. Easy on/off and stays in place with anti-slip cushions. Comfortable design features anatomically shaped hip pouch, adjustable broad-stretch band, insulating layer to direct hot/cold therapy toward body, and mesh inner layer between gel pack and body for maximum hot/cold transfer. Nylon/spandex wrap with hook & loop closure and nylon-covered gel pack. Imported. Measure waist: SM(20""-40""), LG(40""-54"")."
Price: 24.27
"Give a gift they'll have to play to win! Insert bills, checks, gift cards, lottery tickets, etc. into the side slot of the envelope maze. Recipient has to successfully work the ball through the maze to unlock and retrieve their gift! Reuse over and over! 6.75"" x 4"". Money not included. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 13.98

Fiber Optic Aurora Light Heal Supports
"Experience a color-changing light show right at home! Fiber-optic light features transparent threads and ""crystals"" that take on the hues of built-in color-changing bulb for a fun rainbow accent in any room. On/off switch on 3"" dia. base. 13"" tall. Fibers spread to 14"" dia. Uses 3 AAA batteries, not included. Approx. measurements."
Price: 12.98
"Get relief from heel, knee, and back pain with our comfortable, contoured insoles. Features innovative hexagon design for maximum flexibility, convex shape for total heel support, and unique cushion for custom shock absorption. Fits virtually any shoe. One pair 100% gel insoles. Imported. Choose: 06-SM/MD, or 08-LG/XL. Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable."
Price: 2.07

Brain Games 10 Minute Crossword Puzzles Book Personalized In Memory
"Expand your vocabulary and test your trivia knowledge with 95 10-min. crosswords to help give your brain a quick boost. 192 pgs. Spiral bound softcover. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 10.97
"A touching remembrance you can wear to keep a lost loved one who remains in your heart close in thought. Navy blue 100% cotton T-shirt features a loving sentiment, as well as the name and years of their life. Imported. State name up to 16 spaces. State 2 years in 4-digit format as shown (hyphen is always included). Allow 2-3 weeks."
Price: 23.98

Armor Of God Dog Tag Stainless Steel Celtic Cross Ring
"""Therefore, put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground..."" Colorized 2""L bronze-alloy dog tag has design on one side and is blank on the reverse--perfect for engraving your own message of faith! Hangs on a 24""L shot-bead chain."
Price: 14.98
"Gleaming stainless-steel ring features polished Celtic cross with black enamel backdrop in center. Makes a handsome display of your faith and heritage, or stunning addition to medieval costume. Cross center is approx. 0.75"" x 0.5"". Men's sizes: 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, and 14."
Price: 19.98

Personalized King Of The Grill Apron Red Plaid Flannel Footed Pajamas
"He reigns over the flames, serving the tastiest of dishes to those hungry throngs! Full-length 65/36 cotton/poly blend apron is customized with his name in the crown, and features multiple pockets for storage, matching fabric ties, and an adjustable neck strap for best fit. 20"" x 30"". State name up to 12 spaces. Ships within standard shipping time."
Price: 24.98
"Perfect for hibernating or just chasing away the chill, these tartan plaid PJs are a true classic! Extra-soft double-brushed 100% cotton with button-up front, and non-slip soles. There's even a drop seat option to bring out the kid in you! Roomy fit for the ultimate in comfort. Machine wash/dry. Imported. Unisex sizes: SM (fits up to 5'6""; 130-150 lbs.), MD (up to 5'9""; 150-180 lbs.), LG (up to 6'0""; 180-210 lbs.), XL (up to 6'4""; 210-240 lbs.)."
Price: 51.98

The 365 Tarot Card Book X Ray Crew Socks
"Death Card Connection Ritual. Activate Chakra Energy. Entice New Lover Spell. Keep A Secret Spell & Many, Many More! Create Meaningful Magic All Year Long! The beautiful tapestry of magic and tarot are woven together to improve your life through daily spells with this unique book. Use with any tarot deck to create spells for love, career, health, family, spirituality, and more. Each daily page includes the spell's title, ingredients, visualization, meditation, affirmation, card layout, and other important elements. Also includes spells for major holidays and multicultural traditions. Softcover; 408 pgs. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 22.99
"Ever wish you had X-ray vision? Now you can kick off your shoes and pretend you have deep-penetrating superpowers thanks to these fun unisex-style crew socks! Realistic ""bare-bones"" graphic makes these socks great for docs, X-ray techs, and budding superheroes. One size fits most adults. Machine wash; air dry. 100% polyester. Made in USA."
Price: 10.97

Expanding Sexual Boundaries DVD Disney Animals Coloring Book
"Exciting DVD contains 3 thrilling films, including Erotic Edge: Secrets To Ultimate Satisfaction, Advanced Sex Play: Positions & Toys For Lovers, and Wicked Surrender: Oral & Anal Pleasures. These 3 programs show the incredible pleasure that awaits you and your lover when you cast aside restricting inhibitions to experience new turn-ons. Learning imaginative oral-sex techniques, enjoy the wicked passion of erotic power play, discover toys to maximize male AND female sensations, and much more! Approx. 90 mins. Sexually explicit. You must be at least 21 years old to order Intimate DVDs. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 16.98
"Whether you are a skilled artist or just an average doodler, you know the relaxation and therapy attained by coloring! Kick back and enjoy 100 black & white illustrations of cute and cuddly characters just calling out for the colors that will bring them (and your imagination) to life! Hardcover with metallic foil stamping; 128 pages. 8"" x 11.5"". Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 15.99

Foreplay Frenzy Teaser Wrench Fidget Spinner
"Enjoy ultra-powerful, whisper-quiet relaxation. Multi-tasking waterproof massager features 12 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation; textured, curved design to reach your most-sensitive spots; and soft, flickering stimulator extension. With premium body-safe silicone that flexes and moves with you, push-button controls, and a state-of-the-art memory chip that resumes last function used. Uses 2 AAA batteries, not included. Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable."
Price: 7.37
Our grey tee reads: MY FIDGET SPINNER. 100% cotton. Imported.
Price: 12.97

Sex Position Coloring Book Looney Tunes Characters Sublimated
"Sex is fun! Coloring is fun! So coloring sex is double the fun! Thanks to this first-ever interactive Sex Position guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new positions in an enjoyable, approachable, and brightly colored way. Just make sure you color inside the lines while getting creative between the sheets! Intended for adults only. Softcover; 128 pgs. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 15.95
"Made you laugh! Yes, they did--for decades, in fact! A collage of characters and their antics are printed on the front of a 100% polyester T-shirt using a sublimated ink process. The result is a brilliant image that stays vivid wash after wash. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are inherent in this one-of-a-kind process. Imported."
Price: 30

Bandage Wrap 2 Davinci Music
"FDA-Approved Incrediwear multipurpose wrap features a proprietary fabric blend scientifically proven to increase blood flow, which helps speed healing while controlling swelling and inflammation with soft, soothing compression. Can be worn all day and night as needed on wrists, arms, feet, legs, and head. Approx. 2""W x 5.5'L. Washable blend of germanium & carbonized charcoal-infused polyester, nylon, and spandex. Imported."
Price: 8.99
"Da Vinci's ""Vitruvian Man"" becomes a rock star on the front of this tee. Stylized line art in black and sepia tones on white heavyweight cotton. Imported."
Price: 12.67

Wash Your Nuts Soap Chevy Washed Out Sublimated
"Stay squeaky clean! Shaped like a pair of shiny acorns, this luxuriously nutty soap-on-a-rope hangs in the shower just waiting to be grabbed. Makes a great gag gift. 3.5"" x 3.5"" x 3""."
Price: 12.98
"Faded vintage image on this T-shirt makes it look as old and beloved as the classic cars and era it depicts! White 100% polyester, with sublimated ink design on front. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are inherent in this process. Imported."
Price: 12.47

Quickfire Fire Starter Why Buy The Cow
"Weather-proof, all-purpose fire starters work under the most extreme conditions, making them ideal for camping, grilling, bugout packs, and more! Just place 1-3 pouches in campfire, fire pit, or charcoal grill according to instructions, and light the corner of a pouch to get your fire going fast! Set of 25 waterproof, non-toxic, food-safe pouches has a shelf life of 30+ years. Engineered to sustain an intense flame that can reach over one foot in height, while producing a continuous burn time up to 10 minutes--an invaluable addition to emergency kits!"
Price: 9.87
"Our blue tee reads: ""For all those men who say ""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..."" 100% cotton. Imported."
Price: 15.98

Ten Decades Of American Coinage Elvis Stainless Steel Water Bottle
"Dramatic new collection showcases ten legends of American coinage--one classic collectible from each decade of the past 100 years! From the Liberty Nickel of the dawn of the century, to the Susan B. Anthony dollar from the 1990s, each striking coin is framed beside an historic memory from its decade of issue. A fascinating perspective, handsomely mounted in an acrylic frame. 9.5""x11"". Please provide a street address (no PO Box) and allow 3-4 weeks for delivery. This item cannot be shipped to HI, AK, PR, GU, VI, APO, FPO. Sorry, no gift wrapping, express or rush delivery is available for this item."
Price: 70
"Double-walled bottle has a stainless steel inner & outer wall, and vacuum insulation which prevents condensation and keeps drinks colder longer! With twist-off cap. Holds 18 ounces. Hand wash to preserve luster. 10.5"" tall."
Price: 20

US Special Ops Book Magic Tracks
"The History, Weapons, And Missions Of Elite Military Forces! Explore the entire history of the US special operations from the French And Indian War right up to the War On Terror. Informative compilation contains over 350 entries profiling a stunning array of weaponry, gear, vehicles, aircraft, missions, and legendary figures from the Green Berets, Rangers, SEALs, Marine Force Recon, and more! Softcover; 320 glossy pgs. with compelling black & white and color photos. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 22.99
"Kids will love the totally cool new race tracks that bends, flexes, curves, and glows. Snap the pieces together for a fully customized speedway that they can rearrange any way they want--even while the car is zooming around the track! Turn off the light and the track glows super bright. Includes light-up car, decals, 11 feet of track, travel pouch for easy storage and carrying to sleepovers, and a fun guide. Car requires 3 AAA batteries, not included. Ages 5+. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 19.98

Masonic Pen Drivein Cult Classics Collection
Thoughtful gift for your fellow masons! Two-tone black and pewter ballpoint pen is covered with masonic symbols.
Price: 16.98
"A collection of outlandish, quirky, offbeat, surreal--anything but mainstream--genre-defining tales! Camptastic collection of 200 movies features such superstars as William Shatner, Adam West, Matt Dillon, Jayne Mansfield, Peter Cushing, Johnny Cash, Glenn Ford, Karen Black, and so many more! In color and black & white, with comprehensive booklet detailing all 200 movies. Run time over 290 hours. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 55

Walking Dead All We Do Is Run Fleece Throw F14b Tomcat Jolly Rogers Model Plane
"Nowhere to settle, no time to rest... Daryl and the other survivors must keep moving if they want to live. 100% polyester fleece; machine wash/line dry. 45"" x 60"". Imported."
Price: 29.98
"In 1995, the Navy fighter squadron VF-103 adopted the famous ""Jolly Rogers"" name and iconic skull & crossbones insignia. The unit deployed with the F-14B for the final time in 2004, aboard the USS John F. Kennedy. The 1:160 scale replica is crafted in highly-detailed die-cast metal, and comes with a display stand. Approx. 5.5"" long with 3.5"" wingspan. An adult collectible, not intended for children."
Price: 24.97

Vintage Christmas Sublimated Star Wars Rogue One
"Beautiful cathedral window scene features the festive gifts of an old-fashioned holiday: wooden train set, tin soldiers, stuffed bears, rocking horse and more. Rich colors printed on the front and back of a white 100% polyester T-shirt using a sublimated ink process that renders a vibrant image. Slight wrinkles and random spots of missing ink are inherent in this process. Imported."
Price: 24.97
"Star Wars' newest heroes, Jyn Erso, K-2SO, and the rest of her band of rebels are ready to take on the Empire on our officially licensed red tee. Polyester/rayon blend. Imported."
Price: 22.98

Bugs Bunny And Lola Mistletoe Magic Figure Ankle Support W Figure Eight Strap
"From The Looney Tunes By Jim Shore Collection! Love is in the air, as Lola Bunny goes in for a holiday smooch under the mistletoe held high by Bugs! The 7"" stone resin sculpture designed by Jim Shore features the hand-carved look and folk-art touches that are his signature style."
Price: 46.97
"Get relief from ankle pain with our therapeutic wrap! Made with body-heat reflective fabric to relax sore joints and muscles, and unique, figure-8 strap design to surround ankle for extra support during exercise, housework, and more. Unisex style fits most adults on left or right ankle. Neoprene, nylon, elastane, polyurethane, polyester, polypropylene. Imported."
Price: 24.98

1969 Dodge Charger Harley Davidson Die Cast Paintball Lava Lamp
"This stunning 1:24 scale die cast brings together two of the most powerful icons in the motor industry, in one of the most distinctive collectibles ever! Crafted in metal and plastic, it features rubber tires, opening doors & hood, detailed interior, exterior & engine compartment, gleaming chrome trim, and more. About 7"" long. An adult collectible, not intended for children."
Price: 28
"Fun accent piece looks as though it was in the line of fire at a paintball game! The white wax appears to change colors as it bubbles and flows through the tri-color glass globe. The aluminum base and cap feature a colorful paintball decal design. Includes a 25W bulb. 14.5"" tall, with 6-ft. UL-listed cord."
Price: 28

Epibright Serum Military Duffle Bags
"Diminish dark spots and discolorations in weeks! The secret is kojic dipalmitate working with organic brightening ingredients to promote a healthy, youthful radiance. Includes extracts of mulberry, bearberry and more to reduce skin inconsistencies and keep skin moisturized and strong--not dry and vulnerable. Liberally apply to clean and gently-dried skin twice daily for beautifully radiant skin. 1.7 fl. oz."
Price: 32.98
"Thank them for their service with an incredibly durable duffel emblazoned with their branch's insignia. Great for camping trips, carrying sports gear, or emergency bug outs. Heavyweight construction makes it strong enough to carry just about anything. Features front and side pockets, detachable, adjustable padded shoulder strap, and carry handles. 100% polyester; imported. 21"" x 15"" x 12"". Choose from Marines, Army, Navy or Air Force."
Price: 39.98

Lisa Parker A Brush With Magic Flamingo Bamboo Pitcher
"Acclaimed artist Lisa Parker offers up another bewitching image! Entitled ""A Brush With Magic,"" printed on the front of a 100% cotton T-shirt, tie dyed in dark charcoal and black. Made with US fabric. From The Mountain®."
Price: 19.98
"Lightweight and break-resistant bamboo is the perfect accompaniment to outdoor dining! Set the mood with a vibrant flamingo design printed on the 80-oz. pitcher; 9.5"" tall."
Price: 9.77

Bed Chair Risers 4 Personalized Just The Two Of US Frame
"Multi-purpose furniture risers make it easier to get in and out of bed, increase storage space, and can help those who suffer from heartburn or acid reflux! Use 4 risers to give your bed or chair a boost, or use 2 risers to lift the head of the bed and help ease reflux symptoms. Extra-wide base and deep cavities provide strong support, and won't harm floors or carpet. Sturdy, high-density risers hold up to 300 lbs. each (1200 lbs. total for set of 4). Note: Queen/King-sized beds with center leg frames will require additional risers for safe support."
Price: 19.98
"Beautiful laser-engraved wood frame holds a photo of the perfect couple surrounded by hearts. Perfect gift for a wedding, anniversary or ""just because"". Easel back frame measures 8.5"" x 6.5"", and holds a 4"" x 6"" photo. State 2 names up to 12 spaces each. Ships within standard shipping time."
Price: 26.98

Wizard Of OZ Wicked Witch Of The West Doll Elvis Aloha Hawaii Colorized Half Dollar
"From Madame Alexander! She terrorized poor Dorothy, but she's sure to charm her way into your heart! Fully-articulated 10"" Cissette doll features green skin and eyes, and holds her broom, as if ready to take to the skies. Her jet-black, top-knotted hair with bangs peeks out from under her hat. She wears a classic black taffeta dress with a high collar, puffy sleeves, lace cuffs & skirt trim, a flocked corset, and cape with satin ties. Black panties, stockings and booties add a bewitching layer of detail. An adult collectible, not intended for children. Limited quantities."
Price: 109.87
"In 1973, the Aloha From Hawaii concert featured The King in his jewel-studded white Eagle jumpsuit, broadcast live via satellite to over 40 countries--the most expensive entertainment special at the time, costing $2.5 million! Collectible colorized coin commemorates this momentous event in his career. Genuine legal tender half-dollar keepsake coin is encapsulated in acrylic for display."
Price: 12.87

Red Painted Daisy Night Light Micro Hd Digital Camera W Audio
"Beautifully cast in bonded marble and carefully handpainted with intricate details, it does double duty as a nightlight AND as a decorative sculpture for a special corner of your home! UL-listed base with on/off switch and 7W lightbulb. Approx. 6"" x 3""."
Price: 12.67
Video resolution: 1280 x 960 at 30fps. Video format: AVI. Photo format: JPG. Rechargeable battery life: 40 mins. Innocent-looking thumb drive is a covert digital video recorder! One-button operation lets you record HD video with audio AND capture images--even when not plugged into a USB port. Plug into any USB port for charging and accessing files. Includes 8GB microSD card to hold 10+ hrs. of recording.
Price: 49.98

Don't Forget To Pray Sign Star Trek Kirk 50th Anniversary Collectible Coin
"Wood-laminate plaque is a decorative reminder to give thanks each and every day for life's blessings. 17"" x 5.5""; predrilled and ready to hang. US made."
Price: 19.98
"Sometimes with confidence and sometimes with trepidation, he took us into the far reaches of space in a futuristic journey aboard the USS Enterprise. Captain Kirk is depicted in stunning color on the front of this collectible half-dollar coin, together with the 50th Anniversary gold emblem and the iconic phrase, ""To boldly go where no one has gone before."" Genuine legal-tender US coin comes in a protective acrylic capsule to maintain its heirloom quality, and includes a Certificate of Authenticity."
Price: 9.57

Shoot Like A Girl Cap Always Stay Humble
The current groundswell of armed-and-accurate women has given new meaning to an old saying! Pink camouflage cap with embroidered bullseye design is right on target for the lady marksman in your life! Adjustable back; one size fits most. 100% cotton. Imported.
Price: 15.98
"Mint green 100% cotton T-shirt offers simple advice for living a good life. Caption on the back, and small logo on chest. Imported."
Price: 19.98

John Wayne 30 OZ Stainless Steel Travel Mug Magic Poo
"Double-walled, holds 30 ounces of hot or cold drinks. Weighted bottom and vented acrylic sipping lid with tight seal reduce spills. Hand wash. Not for microwave."
Price: 27
"Dookie-colored putty is great for pulling pranks, relieving stress, or making sculptures of your freeloading roommate. Versatile turd takes any shape, melts, stretches, bounces, and even shatters! Container is approx. 2.75"" dia."
Price: 6.98

Power Compact W Illumination Line Eraser
"Mirror Compact Is A Portable Charger! Stay powered up--and looking great--even when you're on the go! Rechargeable compact features 3000mAh of reliable power, as well as 1X and 3X lighted compact mirrors to help you look your best wherever you are. Includes a coordinating drawstring pouch and 3-in-1 charging cable for most Apple (with 30-pin or 8-pin connectors) and Android devices. Approx. 3.5"" dia. x 0.5""."
Price: 9.57
"90-Second Anti-Aging Skin Care! Say goodbye to fine lines, crow's feet, and dark under-eye bags! Anti-aging serum quickly penetrates skin to instantly firm, fill, and lift lines, wrinkles, and puffiness on contact. All over line eraser for face contains a proprietary complex of micro-fillers including nano-HA particles combined with lipid-enhancing compounds to plump, smooth, and lighten skin. With results in as little as 90 seconds that last up to 12 hours! Apply directly onto problem areas and rub in until absorbed. 10-ml. tube. Made in USA. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."
Price: 10.87

Dfrost Wonder As Seen On TV Every Day Heroes Travel Mug
"Quickly defrost fish, meat, poultry, and more without gas or electricity! Special aluminum tray draws cold from frozen food in MINUTES--just place frozen items on the 14"" x 8"" non-stick surface for ready-to-cook meats and more in a fraction of the time! Tray never gets hot, and is even dishwasher safe."
Price: 14.98
"Paramedics, law enforcement, and the military are there when we need them--every single day. Pay tribute to these heroic Americans with this 16-oz. travel mug featuring double-wall insulation, secure twist-top lid, and slip-resistant base. Fits most cup holders. Hand wash."
Price: 9.97

Voice Transformer Life Remembering Elvis Presley Book
"Why talk like an ordinary human when you can sound like a space alien or robot, instead? Just speak into the megaphone's mouthpiece and squeeze the ""trigger"" to amplify or electronically alter the sound of your voice! With 3 selectable voice modes. Assorted colors; our choice, please. Approx. 8"" x 7"" x 4.5"". Includes one 9-volt battery. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs."
Price: 19.98
"A LIFE Magazine Tribute! Lavishly-illustrated keepsake biography of Elvis Presley is a detailed timeline that traces his life from when he received his first guitar, to his music and film career, his comeback concert, and glory days as a Vegas headliner! Black and white and color images, many historic in nature, and many from LIFE magazine archives, capture both his quiet and contemplative reservedness, as well as his most outgoing and charismatic best. Softcover; 128 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only."
Price: 9.97

Zapp Light Elvis 40th Anniversary Mug With Guitar Handle
The Light Bulb That Kills Flying Insects & Mosquitoes! Powerful indoor/outdoor bug zapper utilizes a super-bright LED to attract flying insects into its electrical grid to kill bugs on contact. Dual light modes means you can turn off the 60W LED and use the zapper alone for bug protection while you sleep. Simply replace your existing bulb with the ZappLight to protect yourself from disease-carrying mosquitoes and other winged pests without using dangerous chemicals or stinky candles. 500-ft. range with LED on.
Price: 19.98
"It's hard to believe, but The King sang his last song 40 years ago. It's a sad anniversary, but we fans choose to remember all that he gave us before his untimely demise. Hold onto your memories in the form of this black 16-oz ceramic mug, with portraits printed inside the letters around the outside, and a unique guitar-shaped handle."
Price: 12

Thick Beard And Mustache Growth Serum E-Z Go Toilet Stool
"Grow longer, thicker, softer facial hair! This 4-week nighttime treatment combines Jamaican castor oil with nourishing plant extracts to help increase circulation, encourage growth, and add shine & luster to facial hair. Used nightly, it can even help fill in sparse or patchy beard growth AND eliminate beard itch and flaky skin! 0.5 oz."
Price: 14.98
"Go From Strained To Stress Free! If you struggle with constipation, hemorrhoids, colon trouble, or bladder issues, improving your ""bathroom posture"" can help! The EZ Go's sturdy construction and wide, non-skid platform elevates your feet and knees while you sit on the toilet. This natural squatting position relaxes your body for a healthier, more comfortable experience when you ""go"". Easily collapses to 1.25"" for storage and travel, and conveniently fits under toilet when not in use. Approx. 18.25"" x 10.5"" x 5.75"" when open."
Price: 24.98

Never Apologize Patriot Portable Cassette Player And Recorder
Good luck taking a lawfully owned gun away from a true patriot! Back graphic depicts a revolutionary soldier taking aim with a contemporary rifle; small patriotic logo on left chest. Gray 100% cotton. Imported.
Price: 21.98
"In the 70s, it was the next step in portable music after the 8-track! Lightweight reproduction with built-in microphone also includes auto level control, 1-touch recording, fast-forward & rewind, volume control, headphone jack, external microphone with stand & jack, auxiliary jack for MP3 or other digital audio players, retractable carrying handle, and AC power adapter. Also operates on 4 C batteries, not included. 9.5"" x 6"" x 2""."
Price: 47.98

All I Care About Is Dog Weener Kleener Soap
"Who do you love? It's a pretty short list, but if they have four legs, a wagging tail and a wet nose, their chances are definitely better. Black 100% cotton. Imported."
Price: 17.98
"Add a ""hole"" new dimension to fun in the shower or bath! Super gag gift for the man who has everything! Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating. And it's good, clean fun for couples too! One size fits most (tee hee). 2 oz. of soap."
Price: 9.98